CONFESSIONS

Okay, so I need to make a confession....I joined a dating website.


I thought that after these awful dates( yet kind of entertaining because I get to write about them) I would join a site in order to be able to filter through all the douchebags.


I thought I would share some of the emails I have received as a FIRST contact from possible matches....


"Hello to u miss verey intresting profile so let's get to know each other nd see were it tacks uss" (Are you serious???? Haven't you heard of spell check!!!!!)


"Just a question but were you Miss_________ 2010" (Oh come on....as a matter of fact I was and now I'm Miss Datingsite 2011...!!!!)


"..... I work as a police officer and if you want I can save the uniform for you after dinner:)..." (This may be a little much considering this is the first email you're writing to me!)


"Hey yo...write to me." (Wow, need I say anything?)


"....You're only on this site to find a mate? Nothing else? ;), that's too bad..." (If I was seriously looking for a fuck- like you clearly are- I would not be on a dating site. Give me a break!)


Hmmmmmm, well so far it looks like it will be easy to get rid of the morons! Hopefully I'll meet ONE good guy....


While we're on the topic, some more confessions....


         * My weaknesses are men in suits, charmers and dark chocolate covered 
          almonds.


          *I watch porn and enjoy it! (girl on girl doesn't do it for me)
    
          *Sometimes I like to do nothing.


          *I don't always want to "Make love". Sometimes I just want to bang!


          *I once had a one night stand. When I saw him a couple of months later, I had 
           absolutely no recollection of who he was and what I did with him. My friend 
           had to remind me.  


       OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!


Signed with a kiss,
Dee Dee xo