While sipping on my glass of wine, waiting to have dinner with one of my dear girlfriends, I spot this really HOT guy! When I mean hot, I mean sizzling!! When my friend arrives, I couldn't help but point out who he was and what I was thinking. As the night went one we locked eyes a couple of times. I debated giving him my number as he was leaving ....and you know what, I did!
A short time later he sent me a text introducing himself...let's say Mr. One. After a week of writing back and forth we decide we were going to meet up in person. Ohhhhh exciting! Friday comes around and we get together and go for a nice dinner in a cute restaurant. Amazing conversation for three hours talking about everything and anything. You could imagine I was smiling from ear to ear and was on a natural high (sure with a little wine) from our apparent chemistry. The night proceeds with us going back to his house for a digestif...so far so good....
Moments later, like a slow motion video, I can see his head tilt a slight bit to the left, his eyes barely open and he ever so gently leans in for the kiss.
OKAY WAKE UP!! So first kiss can be awkward, great or....just awful!! I get a tongue full, it's just kind of sitting there and pushing my tongue back into my mouth to the point were I almost choke. So, I kindly pull away and give a little less tongue to try and show Mr. One what I like...
Okay, not working, so lets go for the neck. Yes, that's got to work. I give a soft kiss to his neck expecting he'll catch on and do the same in return. Man, was I wrong. Instead I get a tongue full into my ear!!!! Arghhhhh major wet willy! As I pull my ear to my shoulder in order to stop him, he looks at me seductively and says, "I know that tickles, you like it eh?!" All that was going through my mind was what is this guy thinking???????? No it doesn't tickle, its gross!!!!!!!!
So back to the kissing... he figured out a bit that I didn't like my tongue to be pushed down my throat, so he decided to go for the sexy bite the bottom lip....ummmm sexy......After 5 minutes of lip sucking I had to ask him to stop as I felt my lip was being suction cupped. (the following day I realized my lip had turned blue and I had a hickey on it from him sucking it too hard! OUCH!!!!)
Down to the last resort,... the package. This was the fight or flight response into having almost zero chemistry in the sexual department. I decided to go in for the plunge hoping that this oh so sexy man could close up the night with something big and make up for his lack of expertise in the other areas. I passionately rub his chest, undo his belt and slide my hands over his mister...ummmmm mister? mister, where are you? I can't find you, come out come out wherever you are! No need to explain Mr. One!?
Signed with a kiss,
Dee Dee xo
