1. Trust your gut instinct, its always right.
2. No kissing on the first date.
3. No emotional attachment (this means no sex unless.... A. you are 100% about the guy or B. you've gotten to the point where you just don't care ie: you don't see a future with him...)
Over the past few dates, I had only followed #3. Let's see how it goes!
I started getting a little bit more social with this guy I had known for quiet some time. He was a really nice guy to talk to, we enjoyed spending time together and overall just had platonic fun. We got together a couple of times, really just to hang out., nothing had ever happened between us. I'm not sure if I was ever expecting anything to happen, or was just plain not ready at that point in my life. One night we decided we were going to go out for dinner, have some wine and just decompress from our week. Perfect night!! and that's exactly what we did. (I'd after to say that this was after a good two months of just chatting and short visits to say hey what's up. )
Feeling a little warm and cozy from the wine, we were all giggles and good times. We made our way back to his place, the usual. We started acting silly and watching some stupid things on the net, really just letting it go.
You know that ackward momentary pause when you just look at each other and you know your going to kiss but just waiting to see who will go in for it first? Well there it was....... our first kiss. Quite passionate I have to say. I liked the way he used his tongue and suckled on my lips, he really took control. ummmmmm gooooodddddddd.
So we're really getting into it, the shirts are coming off, a little more making out and a little more touching. My jeans are unbuttoned and he slowly slips them off. (fuck I'm turned on, I'm thinking!)
Okay, so let's hope that 1. he is not "Mr. One Incher" or 2. "Mr. Grabs, push me down to no man's land!". I unbutton his jeans with some hesitation, praying I will not be disappointed.........
WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..................
Holyyyyyyyyy goshhhhhhhhhhh golyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy geeeezzzzzzzz
THIS IS THE BIGGEST FUCKIN COCK I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
Okay ladies, you know we all mesure it this way. No I couldn't even be close to wrapping my hand around it! I could remember seriously thinking, is his kaboose really going to fit into my station!?!???!!?! Actually, maybe I should refer to it as a jumbo jet, king of the castle, gigantor....
Back to details, there was no need to push me anywhere I went on my own this time. So after some sucking, rubbing and tugging, neither of us could resist nor wait any longer.....one time, two time, three time, more!
After two long months of just blah blah blah, we finally did the deed. Mr. COCKZILLA has become my friend....with benefits!!!! I told him to make sure he was available whenever I wanted to take a ride on his disco stick and I'd be one happy camper. He smiled, and thus far has been available.
Moral of the story...I followed my guidelines. 1. check. 2. check. 3. check (...the latter part of course).
Signed with a kiss,
Dee Dee xo
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